Alexander Speaks

A dog's eye view of the world

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

PANDAMIC or ONE FLEW OVER THE COOKOOS NEST

Ok....I'm sitting here watching Oprah with my momma Tina, and the topic is "How to protect your family from the bird flu". Can I just tell you how much this shit scares me. I wonder if it will effect puppies too???...Ever since the Y2K crap the government used as one of their many scare tactics, I try not to feed into it.......But this feels different...... Real....Like it is going to happen......Just how bad will it be is the question.....I'm sure our government is most likely not doing what it needs to prepare properly either.....

You know.....Like Katrina.....The gov. should have given the money to secure the levys in New Orleans years before a catagory 5 hurricane hit. Even with the evacuation....I mean come on, even I saw on a morining news show (GMA I think) DAYS before it hit. They had an animated clip of what would happen if the levys broke......HELLO!!!!.........if a dog can figure it out ..

Months ago there was a request for 7 billion dollars from the gov. to start production of a vaccine.......President Bush said No, and congress allowed 3 billion instead.....If this pandamic is real, it will be just like Katrina. The poor will be forgotten, and will go without any real help, and the rich and powerful will continue to be rich and powerful.....But let's keep spending, how many millions , everday that our troops are in Iraq.....and how long before our "Decider" decides his ratings are too low, and invades another country without reason?????.......... :)~

Friday, May 26, 2006

I have an Announcement...

On this beautiful May 26, 2006 day, I Alexander the Great Mini Pincher announce my candidacy for The President of the United States of America!

It's not World Domination.....BUT IT'S A START!

Hummmmm....I need a campaign slogan....



My name is Alex, and I have approved this Poll.

Friday, June 17, 2005

IQ TEST

see if you can figure this one out...took me 10 minutes

Lets see who's smart enough to get this one!!!!!!! Follow the instructions
below http://freeweb.siol.net/danej/riverIQGame.swf

The rules are:

Click on link then click on blue circle. Use the rules below.

This is going to RACK YOUR BRAIN, but it can be done!! I've done it 5x but
is extremely difficult.

For those of you who are not going to even understand the rules (you know
who you are) get someone to explain them to you.

Apparently this is an IQ test given to job applicants in Japan:

"Everybody has to cross the river".

The following rules apply:

Only 2 persons on the raft at a time

The father can not stay with any of the daughters without their mother's
presence

The mother can not stay with any of the sons without their father's
presence

The thief (striped shirt) can not stay with any family member if the
Policeman is not there

Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the raft

To start click on the big blue circle on the right.

To move the people click on them. To move the raft click on the pole on the
opposite side of the river.

Good Luck..you'll need it http://freeweb.siol.net/danej/riverIQGame.swf

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

WHAT THE F#*K???????

What is with you humans???....I'm a dog and
EVEN I KNOW MICHAEL JACKSON WAS GUILTY AS SIN

(TAPPING MONITOR WITH MY PAW)

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Monday, June 13, 2005

My Weekend (YAWN)

Let's see....what did i do all weekend, you ask?

you didn't ask?

well, i'm gonna tell you anyway...

i started by sleeping late, then i got up went to the living room and slept some more.......after that it was bedtime! (repeat)