Alexander Speaks

A dog's eye view of the world

Friday, June 17, 2005

IQ TEST

see if you can figure this one out...took me 10 minutes

Lets see who's smart enough to get this one!!!!!!! Follow the instructions
below http://freeweb.siol.net/danej/riverIQGame.swf

The rules are:

Click on link then click on blue circle. Use the rules below.

This is going to RACK YOUR BRAIN, but it can be done!! I've done it 5x but
is extremely difficult.

For those of you who are not going to even understand the rules (you know
who you are) get someone to explain them to you.

Apparently this is an IQ test given to job applicants in Japan:

"Everybody has to cross the river".

The following rules apply:

Only 2 persons on the raft at a time

The father can not stay with any of the daughters without their mother's
presence

The mother can not stay with any of the sons without their father's
presence

The thief (striped shirt) can not stay with any family member if the
Policeman is not there

Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the raft

To start click on the big blue circle on the right.

To move the people click on them. To move the raft click on the pole on the
opposite side of the river.

Good Luck..you'll need it http://freeweb.siol.net/danej/riverIQGame.swf

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

WHAT THE F#*K???????

What is with you humans???....I'm a dog and
EVEN I KNOW MICHAEL JACKSON WAS GUILTY AS SIN

(TAPPING MONITOR WITH MY PAW)

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Monday, June 13, 2005

My Weekend (YAWN)

Let's see....what did i do all weekend, you ask?

you didn't ask?

well, i'm gonna tell you anyway...

i started by sleeping late, then i got up went to the living room and slept some more.......after that it was bedtime! (repeat)

Monday, June 06, 2005

Morning People

Coffee

Alexander the Great here....(SLURP) just relaxing with my cup of morning coffee.....mmmmmmm, french vanillaaaaaaa........love this stuff.



What a wonderful and beautiful weekend. I stayed out of the blazing sun, but my people opened all the windows up and I lay in the shade on the couch.....on my pillow with a cool breeze blowing through the window keeping me at the perfect sleeping temperature.

SO......you people are probably at work right now, huh?


.....(insert evil laughter here)....I'm repeating yesturday, 'cause i'm a dog, and I CAN!

Here's a picture I took of myself with my camera phone laughing at you silly humans working.....ba ha ha ha ha ha