Alexander Speaks

PANDAMIC or ONE FLEW OVER THE COOKOOS NEST

2006-05-31T09:15:00.000-07:00

Ok....I'm sitting here watching Oprah with my momma Tina, and the topic is "How to protect your family from the bird flu". Can I just tell you how much this shit scares me. I wonder if it will effect puppies too???...Ever since the Y2K crap the government used as one of their many scare tactics, I try not to feed into it.......But this feels different...... Real....Like it is going to happen......Just how bad will it be is the question.....I'm sure our government is most likely not doing what it needs to prepare properly either.....

You know.....Like Katrina.....The gov. should have given the money to secure the levys in New Orleans years before a catagory 5 hurricane hit. Even with the evacuation....I mean come on, even I saw on a morining news show (GMA I think) DAYS before it hit. They had an animated clip of what would happen if the levys broke......HELLO!!!!.........if a dog can figure it out ..

Months ago there was a request for 7 billion dollars from the gov. to start production of a vaccine.......President Bush said No, and congress allowed 3 billion instead.....If this pandamic is real, it will be just like Katrina. The poor will be forgotten, and will go without any real help, and the rich and powerful will continue to be rich and powerful.....But let's keep spending, how many millions , everday that our troops are in Iraq.....and how long before our "Decider" decides his ratings are too low, and invades another country without reason?????.......... :)~

I have an Announcement...

2006-05-26T19:42:00.000-07:00

On this beautiful May 26, 2006 day, I Alexander the Great Mini Pincher announce my candidacy for The President of the United States of America!

It's not World Domination.....BUT IT'S A START!

Hummmmm....I need a campaign slogan....

Take the poll

Free Poll by Blog Flux

My name is Alex, and I have approved this Poll.

IQ TEST

2005-06-17T02:15:00.000-07:00

see if you can figure this one out...took me 10 minutes

Lets see who's smart enough to get this one!!!!!!! Follow the instructions
below http://freeweb.siol.net/danej/riverIQGame.swf

The rules are:

Click on link then click on blue circle. Use the rules below.

This is going to RACK YOUR BRAIN, but it can be done!! I've done it 5x but
is extremely difficult.

For those of you who are not going to even understand the rules (you know
who you are) get someone to explain them to you.

Apparently this is an IQ test given to job applicants in Japan:

"Everybody has to cross the river".

The following rules apply:

Only 2 persons on the raft at a time

The father can not stay with any of the daughters without their mother's
presence

The mother can not stay with any of the sons without their father's
presence

The thief (striped shirt) can not stay with any family member if the
Policeman is not there

Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the raft

To start click on the big blue circle on the right.

To move the people click on them. To move the raft click on the pole on the
opposite side of the river.

Good Luck..you'll need it http://freeweb.siol.net/danej/riverIQGame.swf

WHAT THE F#*K???????

2005-06-14T06:30:00.000-07:00

What is with you humans???....I'm a dog and
EVEN I KNOW MICHAEL JACKSON WAS GUILTY AS SIN

(TAPPING MONITOR WITH MY PAW)

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My Weekend (YAWN)

2005-06-13T12:54:00.000-07:00

Let's see....what did i do all weekend, you ask?

you didn't ask?

well, i'm gonna tell you anyway...

i started by sleeping late, then i got up went to the living room and slept some more.......after that it was bedtime! (repeat)

Morning People

2005-06-06T11:30:00.000-07:00

Coffee

Alexander the Great here....(SLURP) just relaxing with my cup of morning coffee.....mmmmmmm, french vanillaaaaaaa........love this stuff.

What a wonderful and beautiful weekend. I stayed out of the blazing sun, but my people opened all the windows up and I lay in the shade on the couch.....on my pillow with a cool breeze blowing through the window keeping me at the perfect sleeping temperature.

SO......you people are probably at work right now, huh?

.....(insert evil laughter here)....I'm repeating yesturday, 'cause i'm a dog, and I CAN!

Here's a picture I took of myself with my camera phone laughing at you silly humans working.....ba ha ha ha ha ha

King Alex

2005-05-31T13:00:00.000-07:00

WHEW....WHAT a weekend!

Friday and saturday were pretty relaxing.....had a VERY scary hail storm......scared the be-gee-bees out of me...and the thunder was so LOUD.....i barked back at it and it stopped....d@mn i'm good!

Monday my people went to the beach and then out to a picnic, soooooo since i mostly had the place to myself.....i threw my 1st wild party of the summer! It was really fun, but MAN am i hung over......ah well, it's nothing my usual 20 hours of sleep a day won't cure....he he he

Here's a picture of me in my party hat...

All Hail KING Alex!

My Arch Nemesis

2005-05-27T10:27:00.000-07:00

My arch nemesis (A.K.A. THE VACUUM)has once again reared his hideous head....this is a picture of the beast...

He comes out of nowhere and eats/steals all the treats and crumbs I have meticulously hidden around the apartment, so I have something to eat when my people decide I’ve had enough and begging ceases to work......leaving me with NOTHING!

Bastage.......on this day I vow to fight him to the death........viva la revolution!

The Dark Side

2005-05-26T13:23:00.000-07:00

I am Darth Alex

Saw the new Star Wars Movie and I have a small bone to pick.....not to mention something to say about this movie.

While it was one of the better ones and i liked it a lot(the last 2 sucked), there were no dogs in the movie.....what the hell?....and NO wookies DO NOT count.

I think yoda needs a friend, no? and by the way, if anyone in the movie industry is reading this, I'm available.

Welcome to My Blog

2005-05-24T23:22:00.000-07:00

My Name is Alexander the Great and I'm an 11 year old mini pincher. (That's 60 years young in human years.)

I'm a fun loving Cancer who loves to sleep all day and party all night. I live with my two mom's who spoil me rotten......as they should.

Well, I'm off to catch some Z's.....all this blog setting up and publishing is exhausting.

Come back soon....I have a lot to say.